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“What
is it?” JC inched his way a few feet further down the slope
to get a better look at the creature stuck in the tree below.
Ron squinted. “It
could be a goblin if it wasn't fuzzy like that.” He was forced
to do a double take. “Are those sparkplugs in it's belt?”
“I'm more concerned
with the pocky in it's fist.” JC replied. “What the
hell? Is this some kind of con Easter egg?”
“Um, guys?”
Tink was still nursing the small scrape above her eye. “Do
you notice something up with the interface? Like not being able
to bring it up?”
“Mine's not working
either.” Jamie noticed. “A glitch?”
“There seem to
be a lot of glitches going on here.” Tink nodded. “The
wind, me getting hurt, no interface—that qualifies as a major
system failure as far as I'm concerned.”
“So we'll tell
them once the preview's over.” JC shrugged. “I want
to see what's going on with this weird monster.” With that,
he started down the slope.
“Wait, JC.”
Warrick zoomed into his path, balancing nimbly on the precarious
terrain. “Think a minute: Tink got hurt. She's bleeding, man.”
“In the game. Not
in real life. Come one, the system's not that good.” He started
to go around, only to be stymied again by his temporarily diminutive
friend.
“I got completely
jacked up by that bear.” Warrick pointed out. “But look:
no blood, not pain. Tink gets scratched by a bush, and it both hurt
and bled. And what kind of sadistic game designer would make the
set dressing hurt you, anyway?”
JC tried to think of
an answer, but Warrick didn't give him time. “It's not important.
The point is, something's wrong. The game may have glitched, but
it glitched big. If a branch can scrape Tink now, what happens if
this thing fireballs of shanks you?”
“Oh.” The
full implication of the issue at hand struck a moment later; “Oh
crap. What're we gong to do? The log out command is on the interface
and we don't have one! What if this is one of those deals where
if you die in the game, you die for real?”
“We don't know
anything for sure.” Jamie stepped up, which involved half
striding, half sliding down the embankment to them. “For all
we know, it's part of the demonstration of the immersion technology.
A publicity stunt.”
“No company is
going to market their product by proving that it can hurt you.”
Tink argued from the top of the ridge. “This is definitely
a glitch and we need to figure out a way to either quit or get the
designers' attention.”
From the banks of the
brook, there was a sharp crack as the branch holding the strange
creature gave way. The monster let loose an undulating cry as it
plummeted into the soft mud below it. For a long moment, it lay
there, face down as if accepting it's face.
“Is that thing
okay?” Ron asked the others. He wasn't putting much stock
into their worries; after all, more realism was a good thing, wasn't
it?
His worry was unfounded.
After what appeared to be a period of sulking, the creature caught
the scent of something. Sniffing noisily, it slowly got to it's
knees, taking time out to gaze mournfully at the muck ruined pocky.
The scent, however, proved more worrying than yet another loss of
a source of delicious sugar.
Lifting it's muddied
hand to its face, it took a long whiff. Then its expression changed,
ears drooping, mouth quivering. And it started bawling. “No
no no no!” It whined to the sky.
“Okay, monsters
definitely don't cry.” Ron decided. “Something is definitely
wrong here.”
“Yeah, welcome
to five minutes ago.” Jamie said sourly. “Now what are
we going to do about it? We don't even know if anyone's trying to
help from the outside.”
“MPD
main dispatch.” A terse female voice said into Codex's headset.
It had to content with the wind to be heard as at the moment, she
was standing atop one of Occults pentagonal shields, which was serving
as an aerial platform for herself, Hope, Ephemeral and the aforementioned
spellcaster as they flew over standstill traffic toward the convention
center.
The titanic reptile was
only the most noticeable to their problems; there were dozens of
other... things emerging from video screens up and down the Money
Mile. Here a sixth scale sports car tore down the sidewalk, knocking
over anyone that couldn't get out of its way. There, a three foot
termite from a pesticide commercial scaled a building. As they continued
on, a two story tall man, dressed only in a pair of designer briefs
started posing in the middle of the street.
“MPD Dispatch,”
She replied, “this is Codex, authorization number six-eight-seven-zero,
confirm my veri-code password for this week as PG5-01A.”
“Veri-code confirmed,
Codex, go ahead.” replied the dispatcher.
“I have information
for all responders to the situation on Central Avenue. The entities
they will encounter are not a threat, repeat not a threat. They
can be neutralized with non-lethal ordinance if necessary, but the
damage they can do is minimal. The primary danger here is from trampling
crowds and car accidents. Please advise: responders need to focus
on calming the crowds and closing down Central Avenue. The Descendants
and Occult will take care of the source of the disturbance.”
“Copy, Codex, relaying
your communication through the proper channels. Thank you and keep
up the good work.”
“That means it's
going to be another twenty minutes before the men on the street
hear it, doesn't it?” Chaos, who had been listening in on
his com, asked.
“I'm hoping for
fifteen. They're familiar with me now.” Codex shrugged.
“You know,”
Facsimile winged over the flying platform, never letting the giant
underwear model out of her sight, “Between that guy, and the
tiny pirate, this is the best Faerie critter we've ever run into!”
“I've got to agree.”
Hope too was eying him appreciatively.
“That thing is
probably causing accidents up and down all the crossing streets.”
Chaos pointed out.
“You wouldn't be
so surly about it if it was a fifty-foot Sonja Remington.”
Facsimile observed.
Occult laughed heartily
at this. “She's got you there, Chaos.”
“Can't you dispel
these things?” He said, refusing to dignify that with a response.
They were passing over the model's head, the colossus not even seeming
to notice as he stared straight ahead with vacant eyes.
“I could, but it'd
take forever. It'll be better just to find the gremlin, calm him
down, then send him home. Think of it like emptying a bathtub with
a teacup versus pulling the drain plug.”
“Then let's get
to the convention center and pull the plug quick.” Chaos increased
his speed to pull ahead of the platform.
“Hey, if we're
lucky, Alloy'll already be there and have it all tied up.”
Facsimile said.
“Yeah...”
Occult said wistfully. “I just hope no one there is hurt.”
Minutes later,
the platform touched down in front of the Market Street entrance
of the Convention Center, the one that was at the same level as
the main hall. The atmosphere there wasn't exactly what Codex was
expecting.
“Are people trying
to get in?” She asked the others.
“You're seeing
the same thing I'm seeing then.” Chaos landed nearby.
Indeed, convention security
was having a hard time holding back what looked like a couple hundred
people, all trying to push past the doors. The arrival of the Descendants
(plus one) provided enough of a distraction for them to force some
of the automatic doors closed, but not all.
Facsimile hit the ground
in a flashy, dramatic flutter of golden wings and strode directly
to the rearmost portion of the crowd, most of whom were trying to
get pictures of the arriving heroes.
“Oh man,”
One of them said. “Are they for real, or are they hear for
the Sanctum Comics event?”
“Nah, that's tomorrow.”
Another replied. “They're real.”
“No way, man, it's
all special effects. That thing they landed on looks so fake.”
Facsimile fumed. “I
am too real!” To demonstrate, she absorbed her wings back
into her body and used some of the mass to grow savage claws. “Now
someone better explain what's going on here.”
“I'll tell you
if you take your picture with me.”
“Someone who is
not a total gobhead.” Facsimile corrected. “People might
be hurt inside.”
“Yeah, because
they're stupid.” A teenager with some sort of scaly prosthesis
on his face and hands stepped up. “Someone started up an awesome
hologram show in there that made it look like everything came alive
and people flipped.”
“Dude, some people
just don't get new tech.” A girl whose skin was covered with
silver make-up shook her head. “Like how when they invented
movies, people thought the train was going to run them over.”
Facsimile turned back
to Occult and Codex. “Gremlin?”
“Gremlin.”
Codex agreed. “Alright, everyone clear the way! What you're
all here to see isn't a publicity stunt, it's the side effect of
an unknown entity which may be dangerous.”
“Seriously?”
The scaled kid asked. “Cool. We're gonna see a real prelate
battle!” The idea swept through the crowd, along with an accompanying
cheer as they made way for the heroes.
“Huh.” Chaos
said to Codex as they approached the doors. “Outside, everyone's
scared. In here, they think it's awesome.”
“And with all my
intelligence, I couldn't tell you who was better off.” she
nodded.
Passing among the fans,
one particular comment Ephemeral's attention. “Man, Sanctum
couldn't have asked for better publicity for Prelates of Mayfield.
They've even got Occult with 'em.”
Ephemeral broke step
just for a moment to turn to the speaker, a twenty something girl
wearing a black shirt with a pink skull and crossbones on it. “Excuse
me, did you say that there is to be a comic book about us?”
This got Facsimile's
attention. “A comic? About us?”
“That's awesome!”
Hope exclaimed, drawing the latest in a week's worth of confused
looks from Facsimile.
“That's what we're
guessing.” said the portly young man who was standing with
the girl. “Sanctum said they had an announcement they could
only make n Mayfield, and everyone knows they pulled in Marv Lee
to write something that's been under wraps.”
Pure, unrestrained glee
lit Facsimile's face. “This is now officially the best day
ever!”
“This
is the worst day ever!” Tony Meadows moaned to himself as
he ran through the convention hall.
After the initial shock
of the collective toys, videos and holograms seemingly coming to
life and the ensuing panic, someone had realized that everything
that had come to life had about as much injury potential as a foam
dart and was far more flimsy.
The convention had become
a sort of giant, freeform roleplay as people hunted and fought their
favorite game monsters or least favorite characters, led armies
of stuffed animals and toy spaceships against each other, and tried
in vain to strike of conversations with their favorite corporate
icons.
In fact, anyone that
hadn't been hurt and taken to the medical station in the first moments
of panic was having the time of their life. Except Tony.
He'd been standing near
a large screen display featuring the adventures of the anime characters
Haruka-chan and Asuna-chan, a pair of childlike characters with
arms like flippers and giant mallets that liked to chase, smack
and insult their enemies. And apparently they viewed him as an enemy.
Which wouldn't have been
so bad if they were the three-foot nothing size they were in the
show. Leaping off their big screen, they were around seven and a
half feet tall each which made their comically oversized mallets
that much more oversized.
Non-lethal or not, they
stung when he got hit and all the while, they were shouting insults
in Japanese at him.
“Urusai, Kono Bakayaro!”
One of them (he couldn't tell them from one another) shouted, bringing
down her mallet in an overhanded swing.
Bracing for impact, Tony
barely noticed when he ran past a vision in golden feathers.
A spike of bone jutted
upward as the mallet descended, punching into it and shattering
it in the same grand style as the policeman's bullet. Facsimile
swept away the black smoke issuing form it with her wings.
The cartoon mischief
maker stopped cold, causing her compatriot to run into the back
of her and fall over thanks to her over sized head. For a second,
she stared at her broken mallet, then promptly fell to her knees
and began bawling, complete with twin geysers of tears.
“Aw man, now I
feel like a jerk.” Facsimile frowned.
“They're not real.”
Chaos grunted as he hit a robotic spider the size of a dog with
a blast of wind that slammed it into a support column. The impact
released the shadow illusion over it, allowing the plastic toy to
clatter harmlessly to the floor.
“Ooo!” Facsimile
exclaimed. “That was the Sydney form Live Metal! Do you think
they have Tricera-drops models yet?”
“Head in the game,
Fax.” Codex chided playfully. “We still have a gremlin
to find.” She consulted her scrying and followed it toward
the SID display.
“I totally should
have gone to this.” Facsimile concluded.
“Same here.”
Occult nodded. “For a lot of reasons. I hope they don't cancel
tomorrow's stuff so I can go.”
The group followed after
Codex all the way to the SID display, now in relative shambles from
the ruckus. Three men were gathered around a console behind the
two stalks of gaming pods with the security guards keeping any shadow
illusions away. Already, there was a mound of ruffled soft toys
at their feet.
The guards eyed Codex
warily as she approached. She ignored them, the scrying crystal
was more worrisome at the moment. “This doesn't make sense.
It says the gremlin's right there, between these...” She looked
up at the pods and their organic looking stalks. All signage available
was gone by now.
“Excuse me, what
are these?” She asked the nearest guard.
One of the men at the
console turned around. He was a slight man, on the cusp of going
bald, but considering his dull, flat hair, it was probably for the
best. “Oh my god... um, Miss... Codex, you don't want to get
any closer to that.”
“Why?”
“We...um... we
don't know.” He admitted. “Right when everything got
crazy, some kid in a weird costume jumped the divider there and...
well he disappeared.”
“Along with the
players in the pods.” Another said. He was taller than the
others, which wasn't saying much, but Codex found him handsome in
a timid kind of way. “It's weird. The pods are locked down,
sealed-- and still broadcasting brainwaves, but the seat sensors
say no one's inside.”
Codex gave the machines
a look again, mentally changing the angle of her view in her head.
“Players... oh.” She had seen this machine before, the
full immersion gaming system. “Occult, a moment.”
She took the younger
woman off to the side and spoke in hushed tones. “The Book
says the gremlin's power is 'life to the lifeless', right?”
Occult nodded.
“What if... well,
the Books are written from a standpoint of what's easier to understand.
What if it's more complex than that? I mean, static pictures only
come to life, but statures move and moving pictures can step off
the screen.”
“I see what you're
getting at.” Occult nodded. “What if the shadow illusion
is boosting the level of... well reality in the thing based on how
real it seems to start.”
“Exactly. So a
video can gets up and walk away. But what if you're observing a
piece of art that you can hear, feel, touch, taste and smell simultaneously?”
“How much more
real can you get?” Occult asked.
“Really real.”
Codex concluded. “I think that the players in those pods are
now really in the game!”
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