Coarse,
grey fabric adorned the walls and ceiling of the downstairs commons
and connecting hall, giving them the appearance of a craggy cave.
Fake spider webs and a few cartoonish rubber bats combined with
a low hanging mist courtesy of a smoke machine hastily cobbled together
by Laurel to complete the look.
An hour into the party
and already more than twenty teenagers were socializing under the
soft, orange glow for an army of plastic jack-o’-lanterns.
Warrick didn’t even know most of those in attendance. Cyn
had put herself in charge of the invites and had extended the invitation
to most of the junior class, save for the cliques she held in special
contempt. As a result, he felt a bit lost at his own party.
Thankfully, a familiar
face (or at least a familiar voice) presented itself almost as soon
as he came down the stairs. “Hey man, happy birthday.”
JC’s voice said from beneath a black ninja mask. He thrust
an envelope into his friend’s hand. “What are you supposed
to be anyway?”
Warrick accepted
the envelope and gestured down at his costume. He was wearing a
red, ruffled shirt with an open neck and laces up the front. He
also wore breeches and bucket top boots. A very real looking cutlass
hung from his hip. “You can’t tell?” When his
friend was silent, he frowned. “Remember the adventure movie
marathon at the Dungeon last month? Captain Blood?”
“Didn’t he
have a moustache?” JC asked, clueless.
“I’m Errol
Flynn. Man, hang your head in shame for not getting it.”
“Yeah, I’m
the one who needs to be ashamed. Not the guy who dressed like a
hundred year old action star.” JC smirked.
“At least
he’s being creative.” Kay practically materialized beside
him. She wore a close fitting silver jumpsuit that showed off curves
that were normally hidden by her usual attire. The insignia for
a fictional platoon of space marines was emblazoned on the shoulders
and she carried a prop gun almost as tall as she was. Her hair was
silver to match the jumper. “You’ve worn the same ninja
costume since you saw Twilight: Fists of San-Ku in eighth
grade.”
“It’s a classic!”
JC defended.
“Thanks Kay.”
Warrick grinned.
“No problem, Kaine.”
She replied. “Hey, I gave Adel a ride over here. Do either
of you know where Jun is?”
“She’s over
there, talking to Lisa.” JC indicated one of the sofas where
Juniper, in her grayscale kimono and artificially pale skin and
hair was talking to a tuxedo clad Lisa. “You’re not
going into matchmaker mode, are you?”
“Of course I am.”
The diminutive space marine beamed. “I think they’d
be cute together. Plus, if they don’t hit it off, we’ll
at least get some good awkwardness out of both of them.”
“I really don’t
think Adel is Juniper’s type.” Warrick shrugged. “She’s
all happy and outgoing… I’ve only talked to Adel a couple
of times when you guys were practicing, but he seems a little…”
“Flat? Affectless?”
Kay offered.
“Drag-ass?”
JC’s thoughts were closer to Warrick’s own, but far
less tactful.
“I was going to
say ‘mopey’… or something like it, but yeah, pretty
much that.” Warrick nodded. “I just don’t get
why everyone thinks Juniper’s all into him when they can’t
possibly get along.”
Kay put a hand on Warrick’s
forearm. “Kaine, sweetheart, I know you’re not old enough
to hear this, but I think it’s time you knew the horrible
secret.” She put on a grave face to hide the smug grin that
was threatening to erupt at any moment. “And that secret is
that us girls can be just a shallow as any guy. Adel’s got
a personality like wet cardboard, but he’s hot. Seriously,
tall, blonde, and all the right muscle in all the right places.
If it wasn’t for my stupid, backward parents keeping me from
dating until college, I’d be all over him myself.”
“Maybe you’re
shallow…” Warrick scoffed. He wrinkled a brow, and added,
“And Cyn, definitely Cyn with all her dudes on TV… but
not all women are like that. Hell, look who Lisa’s dating.”
He jerked a thumb at JC.
“Hey, Lisa’s
as shallow as they come. I’m one fine hunk of man meat, bro.”
“I dare you to
tell Lisa that.” Warrick laughed.
“Yeah, Lisa has
no taste. We all knew that.” Kay waved a dismissive hand at
JC. “But Juniper’s totally into Mr. Cardboard.”
She noted the skeptical look on Warrick’s face and raised
her toy gun defiantly. “I’ll prove it. Watch this!”
With that, she headed off toward where Adel had planted himself
since his arrival.
“She’s not
going to let this go, you know?” Warrick said to JC.
“Kay’s cool
like that. The first and second times Lisa and I broke up; she’s
the one that got us back together.” the ninja shrugged.
“What about times
three through—“a tap on the shoulder interrupted Warrick’s
train of thought. He turned to see Rich von Stoker dressed in a
doctor’s scrubs and a surgical mask pulled down around his
neck. “Oh, hey, Rich… didn’t expect you to be
here. Where’s…”
“Elizabeth? She
didn’t come, sorry. She’s still mad about the Ladies
of Ragnarok concert.”
“Oh.” Warrick
sighed. “Uh… then how come you’re still talking
to me?”
“He’s probably
here to deliver a groin kick for her.” JC chimed in. “Good
luck, man, I think he can take you.”
“No!” Rich
put his hands up defensively. “Look, Warrick, Elizabeth is
pretty drama prone. Whatever happened on your date, I doubt she’s
telling the story fairly. All I know is that you’re a good
guy and the cute white haired girl you live with promised me there’d
be looks of girls at this party… so here I am.”
“Cyn was really
selling the hell out of this party.” JC muttered.
Warrick nodded, whether
he was agreeing with JC or telling Rich that he understood wasn’t
clear. “Welcome to the party then, I guess.” He said.
“Thanks. Happy
birthday, by the way. It must be weird to have a birthday on Halloween.”
“Actually, my birthday’s
tomorrow, All Saints Day.” Warrick corrected.
“Cool. Cool.”
Rich said, feeling the awkwardness of having chit-chat with the
person his sister currently despised. “Um… I wouldn’t
have guessed you guys lived at the Freeland House – our parents
spent their honeymoon here.”
“You’re the
third person to tell me that tonight.” Warrick observed. “This
place must have been famous or something before it closed.”
He was feeling the awkwardness as well and floundered to make conversation.
He glanced over to JC to help him out but like any good ninja, his
friend had managed to slip away unseen.
“Saturday’s
the big day.” Juniper said through a nervous smile. She practically
fidgeted off the sofa as she compulsively rearranged the chopsticks
holding her white (courtesy of Kay) hair in place. “I’ve
never sang in front of a big group before.”
Lisa tried to look reassuring
despite her own nervousness. “I’ve done band concerts
since freshman year. Trust me; the wait is the worst part. Once
you get up there, you’ll just… do it.” She wore
a tuxedo top with fishnet stockings, invoking the image of a magician’s
assistant.
“I know that.”
Juniper said. “Well, I know it in my head. The rest of me
isn’t cooperating. I’m not even worried about making
myself look bad. I just don’t want to let the rest of the
band down.”
“You won’t.”
Lisa said. “We’ve practiced for weeks… well, a
couple of weeks with Adel – but the point is that we sound
awesome and the Dungeon is going to go wild for us. Right now, you
need something to get your mind off it.”
“Like what?”
“I don’t
know.” Lisa said honestly. “What’d you get Warrick
for his birthday? I know you were having trouble coming up with
something.”
“Cyn
helped me.” Juniper replied, shifting into a position that
at least made fidgeting harder. “We found this place online
that makes replicas of props from TV shows and movies. I got a good
deal on the Staff of Rengalla that Winter Capshaw uses in Malady
Place.”
“He’s
going to go into nerd meltdown when he sees that.” Lisa grinned.
“I got him one of those advance posters from the Taskforce:
Earth movie that’s coming out in December.”
“He’ll really
like that too.” Juniper said, her usual sunshine returning.
“Oh my, look who
we have here.” Kay said. She led a tall, blonde over to Lisa
and Juniper.
Adel Mills was best described
as a ‘strapping young lad’; just over six feet, with
broad shoulders and hands large enough to be suitable for such activities
as brachiating from tree to tree or crushing oranges into juice
without tools. His expression was permanently downcast and he moved
with a ponderous shuffle that made it look like he was afraid of
falling down. He was currently wearing his older brother’s
football uniform as a costume. He followed Kay with meek silence
that was unfitting for his stature.
“I do believe it’s
a Snackrifice reunion!” Kay declared, vaulting over the back
of the couch and sliding down between its two occupants. “Come
on, Adel, there’s room beside Juniper! Scoot over, Juniper.”
“’kay.”
Adel said in monotone. He trudged around the couch and took up the
space cleared for him.
“So, are we all
ready for our blowout performance this weekend? I’m going
to burn out my freaking keyboard because it won’t be able
to handle all the pure awesome and badass I’m going to be
pouring into it.” Kay grinned manically.
“We were just talking
about it.” Lisa said, watching her hard work calming Juniper
down circle the drain as stage fright and stomach butterflies from
proximity to her crush arrived in full force in Juniper’s
eyes.
“Y-yeah.”
Juniper stammered. The copious amount of white make-up she wore
with her costume hid a bright blush. “We’re going to
do our best!” She jabbed a trembling fist in the air.
“Just for reference,
‘rock hardcore’ would be a better way of putting it.”
Kay said. “Right, Adel?”
“Yea.” Snackrifice’s
drummer studied his shoes.
“Oh my, I just
realized I need to talk with you, Lisa.” Kay’s voice
dripped with bad acting. “Alone, I mean. Alone. Somewhere
else. That’s not here.”
Lisa rolled her eyes
and got up to follow Kay to the snack table. Once there, she pinned
her pint sized friend with an irritated look. “Ever hear of
‘subtle’?” she asked.
“What’s this
‘subtle’ of which you speak?” Kay blinked dramatically,
and then waved a hand. “Never mind, I like ‘fun’
and ‘effective’ more.”
“Why am I aiding
and abetting this behavior?” she asked.
“Because I’ve
been covering for you with JC all month.” Kay winked as she
took a bite out of a mini pizza.
Melissa could
hear the music and hum of conversation from her seat in the upstairs
commons. She had spent all of twenty minutes on Cyn’s insistence,
trying to mingle with people she spent five days a week trying to
avoid. None of them recognized her; not with the old Halloween standby
‘sheet-with-two-holes-cut-in-it’ ghost costume.
After escaping
Cyn’s attention (which was quickly occupied by drinking in
the admiration for her ‘costume’), she had returned
to the upstairs commons to read. Mr. DeCosta, her Spanish teacher,
was apparently fuzzy on the concept of Halloween and had assigned
a section from Don Quixote for the evening and she aimed
to be the only person in class that didn’t blow it off.
Should
you not be at the party? Kareem asked telepathically. He didn’t
dare use his transponders for fear of being discovered by a wayward
party guest.
You’ve
got it backward. Melissa answered. No, I should not be
at the party. It isn’t for me.
Of course
it is for you. Kareem countered. It is for all of us. Ms.
Brant even offered to give me a holographic interface so I could
enjoy the party myself.
And why
didn’t you let her? Melissa asked accusingly.
I did not
want her to over extend herself just for my benefit. She already
has a great deal on her agenda. First the Book of Reason, then the
astral storms, now these tortured dog creatures. My problems seem
insignificant by comparison.
I don’t
have a problem. Melissa shot back. I just want to read
my book without dealing with cliquey high school kids. I didn’t
like them at the Academy and I don’t like them now.
You will
not even put up with them to help Warrick celebrate his birthday?
I bought
him a gift. What more do I need to do?
Nothing.
I just feel that deep down; you do wish to be down there with them.
Kareem replied, a hint of concern in the mental link.
Why would
you say that?
Because
you still haven’t taken off your ghost costume.
Melissa was suddenly
acutely aware that she had been reading through her poorly cut eyeholes.
With a growl of frustration, she drew the sheet off her body and
launched it across the room.
Warrick was
just setting his drink down when something collided with his back.
He staggered momentarily even as sheer momentum let Cyn pivot around
his torso from facing his back to facing his front.
“Happy one-day-before-your-birthday!”
She exclaimed happily. She was dressed in an all black dress with
red ‘bloodstain’ print and slits up to both thighs.
Her skin was an odd shade of white – more true white than
the white makeup Juniper had used and her hair was black and spiked
out in such a way that defied gravity. The real shocks were the
two inch claws on her hands and the red, glowing embers that were
currently passing for her eyes. When she grinned, she bared fangs.
Somehow, she’d managed to make all those changes, but still
look fundamentally like Cyn.
“Whoa.” Warrick
said, more at her appearance than her assault on him. He’d
seen it earlier, but it bore repeating. After a second, he caught
himself staring and looked away. “What was that for?”
“My brothers did
the ‘birthday punches’ thing and that’s not even
as fun as it sounds. How do you like my variant? I call it the ‘birthday
pounce’.”
“And to think,
my family just smears a little butter on each other’s noses…”
Warrick chuckled.
“Weird.”
Cyn said, blinking her red, glowing eyes. “If you want, I
think there’s still a whole stick of margarine in the fridge…
I could like…”
“No, no, birthday
pounce is fine.” Warrick said.
“Swank.”
Cyn smiled. “So, you were looking pretty distracted before
pouncing were declared. What’s up?”
“I was just talking
to Elizabeth’s brother. Apparently she’s still not happy
with my continued existence.” Warrick frowned.
“And you care…
why?”
“For one, I don’t
like the fact that she thinks I’m a coward. But more than
that, Rich told me that she’s taking part in this outpatient
study to deal with her bone spur thing—something ConquesTech
is doing—‘Become More’? I think the whole thing
with me drove her to it.”
Cyn patted Warrick’s
arm. “This isn’t your fault. Blame society. There’s
not a lot of guys who are going to be able to see past the ‘bone
spurs’ thing.”
“That doesn’t
make me feel much better. It shouldn’t be like that.”
Cyn sighed.
“I know you’re all Mr. Sensitive and everything, but;
a) you couldn’t help what happened, and b) there is a big
pile of loot and a marshmallow crème cake waiting for you
in the dining room – tonight is not for worrying. And if it
was, I’d worry more about those pit bulls from hell –
also the fact that Kareem can stab us in the soul if we get on his
bad side.” She tugged on his arm. “Come on, time to
open presents. I’m hoping someone got you the new Sinister
Citadel game so I can mooch it off you.”
“It’s
not right.” Ian half snarled.
“Ian…”
Laurel started.
“No, we did all
the work, I don’t see how this is even a question.”
“Do you have any
idea how embarrassing it would be for the kids if we just pranced
through their party?” Alexis asked. She was wearing a green,
medieval style dress with garlands in her hair and a pair of cheap,
gauze dragonfly wings on her back. “Besides, someone has to
give out candy to the trick-or-treaters.”
“I’m not
asking to go out there and dance. I just want a slice of that cake.
Come on, marshmallow crème, it’s the king of desserts
made from lesser desserts!”
“And you should
know.” Alexis gestured to his costume. He was wrapped in a
toga with a pharaohnic headdress on his head.
“That’s right.”
He replied, haughtily. “These kids should respect King C’ick
Yo’ars.”
Laurel shook her head,
laughing. “I’ll buy you your very own cake first thing
tomorrow. Just please... never call yourself that again.”
She was dressed in a black dress, replete with a pointy witch’s
hat, much to Ian’s dismay, considering recent events.
“Throw in a cup
of extra frosting and you’ve got a deal.” Ian said.
The doorbell rang and Laurel grabbed the bag of candy bars and her
camera and headed off to greet the trick-or-treaters.
“So, I think I’ve
finished up my reading on the Brunswick School’s curriculum.”
Alexis said.
“Really? You think
it’ll help the kids?” Ian asked.
“I’m optimistic.”
Alexis said. “I’d like to start working with them Monday
morning.”
“Morning?”
“Its part of the
theory behind the school’s lesson plan – the parts of
the brain that control powers are more flexible in the hours after
waking.” Alexis explained.
“Works for me.
We’ll talk to them after the party.” Ian said.
Laurel came back, holding
her camera with a grin on her face. “Oh my god, you won’t
believe one of the costumes one of the little kids was wearing.”
She cooed as she held out the view screen on the camera out to them.
“It’s not
one of those little Critter Pals things, is it?” Ian asked,
“Because there’s cute and then there’s terrifying.”
Alexis leaned forward
to look at the picture. “Nope…” She said, with
a little bit of surprise and awe in her voice.
“Then what is…”
Ian glanced at the screen and stopped. There, standing beside a
pirate and a bumble bee was a seven year old in tin foil armor.
The armor wasn’t all that unusual. What was unusual were the
two tentacles made from braided, silver pipe cleaners that were
attached to the child’s arms.
End
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